a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
reblog if ur a dragon who is having a little bit of a hard time typing with your giant talons
this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking
GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!
So, if the Wicked Witch of the West organizes things… Is it Elphabatized?
October is a big month for tumblr.
'i think hes bisexual '
'HES NOT GAY'
i didnt say he was gay you crusty fuck its called fucking bisexuality you goddamn trash hole
Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.
Do NOT out anyone.
this is also a less important point, but still…