ACTIVATING DEATH RAY
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
I wasn’t lying
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
“The Moody Couch”
an actual pillow nest
I NEED THIS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS
It’s okay to go on a 20 year vacation, right?
No! HARUHI! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO DADDY?!?!?!
i have been waiting far too long for this gif set
(I’m going to show this to my mom, who doesn’t think people can be asexual)
I really wanna see my otp…
f r i c k e a c h o t h e r
*police sirens in the distance*
*helicopter search lights in your yard*
*SWAT team barges in*
people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.